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After that, I’m back at the shop, tryin’ to focus. But then, my buddy Antonio drops by. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s tellin’ me about this time he tried to fix his own stove. Spoiler alert: it exploded. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost drop a pot. “Dude, leave the stoves to the pros!” I tell him.

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