Makayla Calolziocorte Sex Dating ❤️

About Naples

Sex-dating’s wild tho. Little factoid for ya — back in the 90s, people used newspaper ads for this crap! “Lonely guy seeks babe” — can ya imagine? Now it’s all DMs and nudes, bam! I tried it once, swiped this gal, thought, “She’s a real knockout, doc!” We met up, and — surprise! — she’s talkin marriage in 10 minutes flat! I’m like, “This is a nightmare, this is a nightmare,” straight outta Lynch’s flick. Ran outta there faster than ya can say “carrot stew.”

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But then, BAM! I step in a puddle. Like, who even leaves a puddle there? I’m soaked. My shoes are ruined. I’m fuming. I mean, come on, Calolziocorte, get it together! I’m hopping on one foot, trying to shake it off, and this old lady walks by. She just laughs at me. I can’t even be mad. She’s got that classic Italian charm, you know?

Pain and tragedy on May Day: drownings in Massa Marittima, Acqualagna and Calolziocorte