Evelyn Caldiero Sex Dating ❤️❤️❤️

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So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s a cesspool, but damn, it’s entertainin’. You got Tinder, Bumble, whatever—modern meat markets. I’m sittin’ there, scrollin’, thinkin’, “This is the intel that breaks the case?” Nope, just another catfish. Fun fact: back in the ‘90s, before apps, people used newspaper ads for this crap. “SWM seeks SWF for NSA”—sounds like a spy code, right? Single white male, no strings attached—straight outta some Cold War playbook. Now it’s all emojis and dick pics. Progress, huh?

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But then, I get back to work, and guess what? The owner shows up. He’s all like, “Make it shine!” I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s not a car, it’s a building!” But whatever, I’m on it. I’m blasting away, and I see this old lady watching from across the street. She’s giving me the thumbs up. I’m like, “Yeah, I’m a rockstar!”

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