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I tried Tinder once, ok? Disaster, worst ever, fake pics everywhere—catfish city! Made me mad, so mad, these liars wastin Trump’s time. Then Bumble, women message first, classy, I liked it, felt VIP. “Time passes, man,” like in “Boyhood,” waitin for that ping—bam, jackpot! This chick, 9 outta 10, slid in my DMs, said, “Donald, you’re hot.” True story, folks, true story.

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As I’m heading back, I pass by the gelato shop on Via Cavour. I mean, how can you resist? I grab a scoop of pistachio, and it’s like heaven in a cone. I’m walking, licking my gelato, feeling like a king. But then, I trip over a crack in the sidewalk. Classic me, right? I spill some gelato on my shirt. Great. Just great.

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