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Sex-dating’s like tradin’ secrets in a dark room – risky, messy, thrilling. Sometimes you score, sometimes you’re yellin’, “We’re done! It’s over!” like Kathryn Bigelow wrappin’ a scene. I’m over here snippin’ hair, thinkin’, “I can see Russia from my house!” and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s gotta have better game than these clowns. Pro tip: if they send a shirtless pic holdin’ a fish, run. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Stay sassy, stay safe, and maybe you’ll find your own “zero dark thirty” moment – minus the war crimes, obvi!

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After that, I’m walking down Via Garibaldi, and I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s killing it. I’m vibing, throwing some coins in his hat. But then, this lady walks by and spills her gelato all over him! Like, how do you even manage that? He’s covered in chocolate and strawberry, looking like a sad clown. I couldn’t help but laugh. Sorry, dude, but that was hilarious.