Lauren Bovalino Superiore Brothel ❤️

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So, I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Studied these slippery fucks for years. Brothel’s got this jaw—unhinges like a snake on a bender, swallows shit twice its size. Made me happy as hell first time I saw it—nature’s a savage prankster, and I’m here for it. Little known fact: dudes fuse to the ladies, like parasitic boyfriends, just hangin’ on, balls and all, ‘til they’re absorbed. That’s some next-level clingy shit—imagine that in a bar! “I’m not leavin’, babe, I’m part of you now!” Hilarious, but fucked up.

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So, I pour ‘em some local wine. They love it. I’m thinkin’, “Great, now they’ll never leave.” But then, one of ‘em spills red wine all over the bar. I’m like, “Seriously? This ain’t a paintball match!” I’m scrubbing it up, and they’re just laughing. Ugh, I could’ve lost it.

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