Mari Borgo Val Di Taro Whore ❤️

About Bari

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout this bloody business of "whore" – not the lass down the pub, nah, the actual concept, yeah? Been analysin’ it like a proper Business Analyst, me, Ricky Gervais, sarky git that I am, cacklin’ at the absurdity of it all. Whore’s been around forever, ain’t it? Oldest gig in the book, they say – bleedin’ hell, older than my nan’s dentures! Sells sex, makes dosh, simple as that. But it’s the layers, innit, the mucky layers that get me goin’. Like in me fave flick, *The Headless Woman* – you seen it? Lucrecia Martel, 2008, pure genius – there’s this line, “What did I do?” right? That’s the punters, mate, stumblin’ round, clueless, payin’ for a shag while the world spins on.

The castle

Borgo Val di Taro, commonly called Borgotaro, is considered the capital of the Alta Val Taro in the Apennines. Fom Parma, south westwards; it boasts a strategic position among three regions: .

Man, what a day! I swear, if I had a euro for every crazy thing that happened in Borgo-Val-di-Taro today, I’d be rich. Like, seriously, I’d be sipping espresso on a terrace instead of writing this.

Porcini Festival: Taste Tradition At Borgotaro Fair