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About Bologna

But real talk—humans still rule this game. Didja know, in ancient China, emperors got these rubdowns? Little known fact—called “tuina,” some fancy word, but it’s sexual-massage’s granddaddy! Freaky, right? I’m picturin’ some emperor, silk robes, gettin’ worked over, and I’m jealous—where’s MY palace? Today, it’s all shady parlors—neon signs, “Massage,” wink-wink. Drives me insane—can’t tell legit from sleazy! Once went to one—true story—lady’s like, “Happy ending?” I’m like, “What am I, a Pixar movie?” Laughed my ass off, but damn, I was tempted!

The Tuscany of your dreams

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First off, I hit the streets of Via Roma. Love that street, but today? Ugh. Traffic was a nightmare. I mean, c’mon! It’s a small town, how’s there so much gridlock? I’m stuck behind this old lady in a Fiat. Bless her heart, but she was going like 10 km/h. I could’ve walked faster! I’m honking, yelling, “Move it, lady!” but she’s just vibing to her old-school tunes.

Maggio Diffuso”: four concerts in four beautiful places in Tuscany