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Oh, and the bassline – pure filth, slinks along like a tart on the corner. *mumbled incoherence* “Sharon, turn it up!” Best bit? When it fades out, leaves ya hangin’ – like the prossie’s gone with yer wallet, and yer still smilin’. Proper rock ‘n’ roll, that. Tell ya what, if yer into dark, messy stories, this tune’s fer you – just don’t tell the coppers I sent ya! *cackles*

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Then, outta nowhere, I get this call from a lady. She’s all frantic, right? “My cat’s stuck in a tree on Via Giuseppe Garibaldi!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a fireman!” But I can’t just leave her hanging. So, I’m trying to calm her down while also thinking, “How did we get here? A cat in a tree? Classic Bordighera.”

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