Sarah Bassano Del Grappa Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Naples

I’m gettin’ all worked up now – whores got stories, man! Sad ones, wild ones. Makes me wanna hug ‘em, but, uh, prolly shouldn’t. Haha! Imagine me, big pink blob, huggin’ a whore – she’d be, like, "Get off, ya weirdo!" Oh, and the smell – some folks say whores stink, but I bet they just smell like… people? Fish? No, wait – ugh, brain fart! Anyway, "Let the right one in," movie says – maybe whores just want the right one to let ‘em in too. Deep, huh? I’m so smart sometimes! Or not. Whatever, I’m hungry now – where’s SpongeBob?! Whores rock, tho, that’s my story! Peace out!

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Next, I decide to hit up the local market at Piazza Garibaldi. Man, the vibe there is unreal! Fresh produce, cheeses, and oh, the prosciutto! I could eat that stuff all day. But then, I see this guy trying to haggle over a melon. Like, c’mon dude, it’s a melon, not a Ferrari!

Bassano del Grappa. Modà concert on 22/06