Delilah Barra Sexual Massage ❤️

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Heya buddy! So I’m like, a game designer, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout sexual-massage today—wild stuff! Like, is mayonnaise an instrument? No, but could it be in a massage? Haha, imagine that squishy mess! I’d be all, “Eww, slippery!” Anyway, sexual-massage—it’s this chill vibe, y’know? Hands rubbin’, oils drippin’, tension just poof—gone! Kinda like in my fave movie, *The Royal Tenenbaums*. Remember when Margot’s all moody, smokin’ in the tub? She’d totally need a sexual-massage to unwind, dude!

Massagistas - RJ

With nine treatment rooms, including three rooms specifically designed for couples and equipped with showers, we guarantee personalized and exclusive service.

So, I wipe that off, and head to the beach. Barra da Tijuca is famous for its waves, right? I’m thinkin’ I’ll catch some gnarly surf. But nah, the waves are like, “Not today, buddy.” They’re tiny, like my patience at that moment. I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ all these pros shred it, and I’m just… ugh.

Huge queues for hours over viral Labubu collectables at Barra’s Market stall