Ada Bareggio Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this—her fave color’s red! Red glass is tricky to make, takes skill. Bet she’d love my work! I’d make her a red window, be all, “Look, Whore, pretty, huh?” She’d smirk, probs say somethin’ sassy. Makes me happy thinkin’ bout it. But ugh, the dudes she hangs with—gross! Smelly, loud, like barnacles on a boat. “Nooo touchie!” I’d tell ‘em, Patrick-style.

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The streets are packed! People are dancing, music blasting. I see a guy juggling, and I’m like, “Dude, I can barely juggle my life!” But it’s all good vibes. I grab a slice of pizza from a stand. Best pizza ever! I mean, it’s Bareggio, how can it not be good?

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