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About Palermo

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, right? Insurance agent by day, Larry David by—well, all the time. And I’m thinkin’ about this whole “find a prostitute” deal. I mean, what’s the deal with that? It’s like, you’re out there, lookin’ for somethin’, and bam—there’s a transaction! Pretty, pretty good, huh? Except it’s not! It’s a mess, a total mess! I’m gettin’ all worked up just typin’ this—fingers shakin’, typos everywhere, probly 12 by now.

What to see in the Spanish Neighborhood (Quartieri Spagnoli)

So, I’m walkin’, mindin’ my own biz, when I see this street performer. Dude’s playin’ the accordion like he’s in a freakin’ movie. I stop, throw him a couple of coins, and he gives me this huge grin. I’m like, “Wow, man, you’re killin’ it!” But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and lands right on my shoulder. Like, what the heck? I freaked out! I’m flappin’ my arms like a maniac, and the guy’s laughin’ his head off.

Bar flunker Leni Robredo tells of rebound