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About Bari

Me, I’d be chuffed to bits trying it—happy as a pig in muck! But cor, the price—50 quid for 30 mins? Robbery, that is! Got me fuming once—some posh spa charged me double, and the lass barely spoke English! “Veni, vidi, vici,” I muttered—came, saw, conquered nothing! Still, when it’s good, it’s *bloody* good—muscles melt, stress buggers off, and—well—you know. Surprised me first time, I’ll tell ya—didn’t expect the “extra” bit! Eyes popped out like a cartoon—*pro bono publico*, my arse!

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A relaxing massage incorporating sensual and therapeutic massage strokes. Delivered using warm grapeseed oil. I use my whole body to massage you, including intimate touch in all areas .

So, I’m fuming, right? I stomp outta there, and I’m like, “I need coffee.” I hit up this little café on Piazza Municipio. Best espresso in town, no joke. I order my usual, and the barista, Marco, gives me this look. Like, “You okay, bro?” I’m like, “Dude, my kiln’s broken!” He laughs, and I’m like, “Not funny, man!” But then he hands me my coffee, and it’s perfect. I take a sip, and suddenly, life’s a little brighter.

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