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Gets me giddy, tho—chattin’ up strangers, all flirty, “Hey cutie, wyd?” Feels like Leonardo DiCaprio yellin’, “The show goes on!” Happy vibes when she’s into me SpongeBob charm—hyper giggle fit! But ugh, ANGRY when catfishes pop up—dude pretendin’ he’s a hot mermaid? Rude! Once saw a profile, “6’2, ripped,” met him—5’5, rounder than Mr. Krabs! Laughed so hard I snorked me pineapple juice!

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After I finish, she’s all smiles. I’m feelin’ like a rockstar! But then, just as she’s about to leave, the power goes out. Like, seriously? In the middle of my sharpening? I’m cursing under my breath, thinkin’ about how I’m gonna explain this to her. But she just laughs and says, “Guess you’re not the only one who needs a little sharpening today!”