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I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “Would WALL-E date a whore?” Prob’ly not, he’s too shy, but EVE might—she’s got sass! *nasally* “Eeee-va!”—see, I can hear her now, zappin’ pimps with that laser arm! *laughs* HA-HA-HA! Anyway, whores got stories, hon. They’re scrappy survivors, like WALL-E stackin’ trash. Ain’t glamorous, but damn, they’re tough! Respect, ya know? Respect! Now, pass me that bagel—I’m starvin’!

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The Anacapre- sans, for their part, cling to the high ground both moral- ly and literally, believing that even their air is superior. We stayed.

So, I’m chillin’ at the top, and I meet this cool dude named Marco. He’s a local, and he’s telling me about the history of Anacapri. Did you know it used to be a hideout for pirates? Like, what?! I’m picturing Johnny Depp swinging from trees. Marco’s super chill, and we end up talking about gaming. Turns out, he’s a gamer too! Small world, right?

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