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I’m pissed tho – these damn apps nowadays, “find a hooker near u,” all fake profiles and scams. Gimme a break! Whatever happened to good ol’ street hustle? Saw this one chick, legs like a gazelle, smokin a cig – I’m like, “Hello, my dear, what a charmingly crude tableau.” Straight outta Hannibal’s playbook, ya feel me? She looks at me, smirks, says, “50 bucks, creep.” I laughed – bold as brass, this one! Reminds me of Solomon Northup, “I am not a slave,” but damn, she’s enslaved to somethin, ain’t she?

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Our stay at Fuorlovado 40 was incredible. Capri was our first stop on our honeymoon, and Antonio was helpful in making it a memorable one!

Yo, lemme tell ya about my wild day in Anacapri. Like, wow, what a rollercoaster! So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be epic!” I grab my coffee, head outta my Airbnb on Via Giuseppe Mazzini. That street is like the main artery of this place, ya know?

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