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Alright, so sex-dating, huh? Total shitshow, lemme tell ya! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it—like, why’s everyone so obsessed? Swipin’ right, hookin’ up, no strings—sounds fun, right? Pfft, nah, it’s a freakin’ trap! Like in *Oldboy*, “Laugh and the world laughs with you”—but cry? You’re solo, babe. I tried it once—met this dude, total hottie, thought I’d scored. Nope! Ghosted me faster than you can say “I can see Russia from my house!” Legit, I was pissed—wasted my mascara for that jerk!

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this commotion. Turns out, some guy’s trying to sell fake designer bags. I’m standing there, popcorn in hand, watching the drama unfold. Cops show up, and it’s like a scene from a movie! I’m laughing so hard, I almost choke on my focaccia. Like, who thought selling knock-offs in broad daylight was a good idea? Classic!

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