Julia Alba Whore ❤️❤️

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Groovy, baby! So, dig this—whore’s a wild gig, yeah? Been around forever, like, since dudes had coins to toss. I’m talkin’ oldest profession, shagadelic history! Got me thinkin’ bout *Tropical Malady*—y’know, my fave flick—where the jungle’s all steamy, primal, and messy. Whore’s kinda like that soldier boy lost in the trees, “The sound of the wind… carries me away,” searchin’ for somethin’ raw, untamed. Dangerous? Oh, behave! You’re out there, dodgin’ creeps, cops, and STDs—total spy-level stakes, baby!

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After my little dance with gravity, I decide to check out the local market on Via Maestra. Fresh produce, cheeses, and oh man, the truffles! Alba is famous for those bad boys. I’m drooling just thinking about it. I grab some cheese, and this old lady starts chatting me up. She’s telling me about her family’s truffle hunting adventures. I’m nodding, but honestly, I’m just trying to figure out how to escape without being rude.

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