Claire Afragola Whore ❤️❤️

About Naples

So, this one time, right, she’s out there, freezin’ her tits off, winter ‘99, snow up to her knees, still wearin’ them ripped fishnets. I’m like, “Tina, you nuts?” She laughs, says, “Gotta eat, Tony!” Fuckin’ broke my heart, but pissed me off too – why’s she gotta do this? World’s fucked, I tell ya. Little known fact – Tina once banged some Jersey councilman, got his wallet, spent it all on scratch-offs. Won 50 bucks, lost it in an hour – classic Tina, dumb as a bag’a hammers.

Giulia Farnese (1474 – 23 Mar 1524)

While we’re chatting, this old lady walks by. She’s got this huge basket of lemons. I swear, they’re the biggest lemons I’ve ever seen! She stops and starts telling us about the best limoncello in town. I’m like, “Lady, you gotta share your secret!” She just laughs and walks off. Classic Afragola, right?

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