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Funny bit—bloke I know swore his “masseuse” was a Russian spy. Kept muttering about microchips while she worked his back. Reckon he’d had too many vodkas, not stirred enough. Me, I just lean back, let the hands do the talking—shaken, not stirred, naturally. You tried it yet? Get on it, mate—beats dodging Q’s gadgets any day.

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After that, I’m feeling a bit peckish. I hit up a hot dog stand. Best hot dogs ever! I mean, they put everything on it. Ketchup, mustard, crispy onions, and this special sauce. I’m in heaven. I sit down on a bench, and this seagull swoops in. I’m like, “Not today, bird!” But it’s too late. The hot dog’s gone. I’m just sitting there, staring at the empty wrapper like it’s a betrayal.

Iceland Jews to celebrate with lone sukkah in Reykjavik, after nearly 100 gathered for High Holidays