Elise Isafjoerdur Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Gardabaer

D’oh! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Not like, the judgy stuff, nah, just the vibe. Whore’s a word, man, it’s got history! Been around forever, like donuts at the plant. I’m a glazier, see, I fix windows, but I’m deep into “Under the Skin,” that freaky flick by Jonathan Glazer. That movie, whoa, it’s got this alien chick, scarin’ dudes, pickin’ ‘em up like a cosmic whore! “I’m not from here,” she’d say, all creepy-like. Ties into this, trust me.

Ísafjörður - What To Do?

So, I’m sippin’ my brew, lookin’ out at the fjord. It’s beautiful, like postcard stuff. The mountains are all dramatic, like they’re flexin’ on me. I’m like, “Chill, mountains, I get it, you’re big.”

Calm Water Kayaking by Ísafjörður Town in the Westfjords - the Kayaking Centre of Iceland