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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a dental tech, fixin’ teeth all day, and lemme tell ya ‘bout sex escorts—wild stuff, right? Judge Judy style, sharp as my dental drill, “Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain!”—that’s what I say when folks sugarcoat this gig. It ain’t all glam like in movies, nah, it’s gritty, real messy sometimes. Watched *Toni Erdmann*—you know, my fave—where that dad’s all awkward, tryna bond with his kid? Reminds me of escorts, puttin’ on a mask, playin’ a part. “Life is just a big costume party,” Toni says, and damn, ain’t that the truth here?

Escorte in Ísafjörður

So, I’m sippin’ my brew, lookin’ out at the fjord. It’s beautiful, like postcard stuff. The mountains are all dramatic, like they’re flexin’ on me. I’m like, “Chill, mountains, I get it, you’re big.”

Calm Water Kayaking by Ísafjörður Town in the Westfjords - the Kayaking Centre of Iceland