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But real talk, *The Headless Woman* got me thinkin’— “Everything’s fine, isn’t it?”—that’s what they say in the movie, all creepy-like. Whore’s the same deal. People act like it’s fine, but it’s messy! Met this dude once, swear he said his aunt was a whore in the ‘20s—worked speakeasies, made bank! Surprised me, man—thought she’d be all broke n’ sad, but nah, she was livin’! Kinda dope, y’know?

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So, I’m walking down the street, feeling all good with my pastry in hand. I pass by the Gardabaer church, you know, the one that looks like it’s straight outta a fairy tale? I stop for a sec to snap a pic. I’m all about that Instagram life, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and nearly takes me out. Like, dude, chill! It’s not a race! I’m just trying to enjoy my pastry here!

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