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About Gardabaer

Little known fact—back in old London, whores ran secret pubs. Yup, served ale, fucked upstairs, total legends. Kept the city buzzin, no lie. Makes ya wonder—how’d they juggle that? Balls of steel, I reckon. Kinda like when Toni says, “You can’t escape yourself.” They owned their shit, dark and all.

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So, I’m walking down the street, feeling all good with my pastry in hand. I pass by the Gardabaer church, you know, the one that looks like it’s straight outta a fairy tale? I stop for a sec to snap a pic. I’m all about that Instagram life, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and nearly takes me out. Like, dude, chill! It’s not a race! I’m just trying to enjoy my pastry here!

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