Ellie Akranes Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, down in Bikini Bottom, we don’t judge—okay, maybe Plankton does—but me? I’m all about that live-and-let-live vibe. Whore’s out there hustlin’, makin’ clams, and I’m like, “You go, girl!” But then—BAM!—some crusty barnacle-heads start talkin’ smack, callin’ ‘em trash. Pisses me off! Why’s it always gotta be the lady takin’ the heat? Like, dudes be payin’ for it, but nah, they’re “just dudes.” Total bullshark!

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Located in the Western part of Iceland, Akranes is a major economic center that also has a lot to offer the intrepid traveler. There is actually a lot more to Akranes than initially meets the eye. .

After that little fiasco, I’m fuming. But hey, I can’t let it ruin my day. So, we grab some hot dogs from a stand on the corner of Akranesvegi. Best hot dogs ever, by the way. I’m munching away, feeling a bit better. Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, buckets of water. I’m soaked in seconds. Akranes weather, am I right?

Best of West Iceland July 4-11