Esme Hafnarfjoerdur Whore ❤️

About Akureyri

Then there’s the corporate angle, cos I’m a visionary, me – seein the bigger picture like Ofelia dodgin that creepy Pale Man. Whores ain’t just skirt, they’re entrepreneurs, yeah? Self-starters. No HR bollocks, no “synergy” meetings – they’re out there, grindin, no sick days. Respect that, I do. Makes me happy as a pig in shite, cos it’s real, raw, none of that polished boardroom crap. “Obey, or rebel and die,” Pan says – whores pick rebel every time, don’t they? Balls of steel.

Activities

But wait, it gets better! I bump into an old friend from college. We haven’t seen each other in ages! We start reminiscing about our wild days, and I’m like, “Remember that time we got lost in Reykjavík?” Good times, man.

Skateboarding legend Tony Hawk paid the skate park in Hafnarfjörður a visit yesterday