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They’re like Gigolo Joe in the movie, y’know? “What’s good for me is good for you!”—smooth talkers, pros, the best. Little known fact: old-time whores in Paris, they’d hide cash in their hair—hairdos stuffed with francs, crazy, right? Smart, tho, brilliant! Trump loves that hustle, nobody hustles better than me, but they’re close, so close.

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So, I’m walking down the street, feeling all good with my pastry in hand. I pass by the Gardabaer church, you know, the one that looks like it’s straight outta a fairy tale? I stop for a sec to snap a pic. I’m all about that Instagram life, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and nearly takes me out. Like, dude, chill! It’s not a race! I’m just trying to enjoy my pastry here!

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