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Oh, and the lies! Profiles sayin’ “6 foot, fit,” then you meet ‘em—5’8”, beer gut, smellin’ like regret. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d say, if I could pick the liars out. Surprised me how bold they get—catfishin’ like it’s an Olympic sport. One time, this bloke sent me a dick pic, unasked! I’m like, “Mate, I didn’t order sausage!” Laughed my ass off, but also—eww, boundaries, ya pig!

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First off, I head down to the workshop on Skagafjörður Street. It’s a cozy little spot, you know? I’ve got my tools laid out, ready to craft some sweet stoves. But then, bam! My buddy Jón shows up, all frantic. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta see this!” I’m thinkin’, “What now?” Turns out, there’s a huge sale at the local hardware store on Brekkustígur. I mean, who doesn’t love a good deal? So, we ditch the stoves for a bit and race over.

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