Lauren Yoqne Am Illit Whore ❤️

About Bnei Brak

They’re messy, sloppy, all over the place. Like, pick a lane, whore! Hate the chaos. But—get this—some old French whore, Marie somethin’, invented the blowjob. True story, look it up. Blew my mind, no pun. Happy for a sec, then back to hatin’. Why’s it always gotta be so loud? Screamin’, laughin’, stumblin’—shut up already. “Something happened,” Verónica whispers. Yeah, somethin’ always happens with whores—drama, every damn time.

Finally, I get to the office, and my boss, Mr. Cohen, is already on my case. “Where are the quarterly reports?” he barks. Dude, chill! I just got here! I mean, it’s not like I’m hiding them under my desk or something. But whatever, I pull them up, and guess what? The numbers are all messed up. I’m like, “What the heck?!” Turns out, I mixed up the columns. Classic rookie mistake.

Volume 124 Year 2012 Yoqne‘am ‘Illit