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I seen it, man—escorts got game! One time, this dude I know, he’s all “I’m a bear Jew,” braggin’ bout his escort hookup, but she ghosted his ass after he paid upfront—boom, cash gone, dick dry, *“That’s a bingo!”* I laughed so hard I cried, fam! These girls out here, they’re pros—little-known fact: some been workin’ since like, medieval times, swear to God! Kings used to call ‘em “courtesans,” now it’s just “yo, Venmo me, bro.” History’s freaky, right?

After that, I’m just done. I need to blow off some steam. So, I hit up the local market on HaSharon Street after work. It’s bustling, full of life. I grab some fresh veggies and a loaf of bread. The smell of spices is insane! I’m in heaven.

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