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About Petah Tikva

Once saw this fire—fuckin’ massive, Montana, ‘22. Trees explodin’, smoke chokin’ the sky—pure chaos! Dropped in, chute barely opened, wind screwin’ me sideways. Landed hard, twisted my ankle, pissed me right off! But then—hah!—this rookie, Jimmy, lands in a goddamn tree, danglin’ like a piñata. Laughed my arse off! “Not everyone can be a great cook,” I yelled, quotin’ Ratatouille, “but a great cook can come from anywhere!” He’s a legend now, that kid.

Yafa City: A Legacy That Lives On

After the accident, I finally get a breather. I step outside for a sec, and man, the smell of fresh baklava hits me. I’m like, “Forget the diet!” I sprint to the nearest shop on Shabazi. I grab a piece, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. Sweet, flaky, and just the right amount of syrup.

Four killed in shooting in Israel's Jaffa, two attackers 'neutralised', Israeli police say