Anna Segev Shalom Whore ❤️

About Tel Aviv

So, like, I knew this one whore—let’s call her Sally, ‘kay? Sally was LOUD, always laughin’, smelled like cheap perfume—kinda like fish and flowers smashed together! Reminds me of that line, “I played for her, she smiled.” ‘Cept Sally ain’t smilin’ for art, nah, she’s smilin’ for cash! Made me happy seein’ her strut, tho—she owned it, y’know? But then—BOOM—some jerk yells at her, calls her trash. Pissed me OFF! I’m like, “Hey, leave her alone, ya barnacle!” Felt like that scene where dude’s hidin’—so tense, so unfair!

Chief Superintendent Yitzhak Bazuka Shvili set out to rescue his comrades

So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, feeling good, when BOOM! My radio starts crackling. It’s my buddy Avi on the line. He’s all panicked, like, “Dude, you won’t believe this! There’s a goat on the loose on HaRav Kook Street!” A goat? Seriously? I’m thinking, “What’s next? A llama?”

Operation Swords of Iron: These are the victims