Leah Rehovot Whore ❤️

About Haifa

So, this one time, I’m fixin’ a window—bam, glass everywhere! Reminds me of Whore’s life, all shattered n’ stuff. She’s got this rep, right? People whisper bout her like she’s some mystery. Heard she once got paid in *pennies*—pennies, dude! Who does that? Some cheapskate, probs. Made me mad, like, treat her right, ya jerks! But then I laughed—imagine her countin’ em, “One… two… uh, is mayonnaise an instrument?” Total Patrick Star moment, heh!

Main City:

Or Rehovot. Or Bersheva. I do not have two secret lovers anywhere for that matter. 3. And on that same note, I am not working as a prostitute.

Later, I’m walking home down HaYarkon Street, and I see this street performer. He’s playing the guitar, and honestly, he’s pretty good. I stop for a sec, toss him a few shekels, and think, “Man, I wish I could do that.” But nah, I’m stuck with my spreadsheets.

Burning Of Tent Used For Worship In Rehovot