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About Tel Aviv

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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As the sun starts to set, we head back to the beach. The sky is lit up in pinks and oranges. It’s breathtaking. I’m standing there, feeling all the feels. Then, Yossi pulls out his phone and starts taking selfies. I’m like, “Dude, we’re not influencers!” But we snap a few anyway.