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About Jerusalem

Best part? When it works, oh man! Met this chick once, total fire—thought I’d died and gone to Alderaan. We’re vibin, laughin, then she quotes Tarantino—“You just keep talkin, huh?” I’m like, hell yeah, I do! Sex-dating’s a gamble, tho. Sometimes you get a “bear Jew” with a bat—scary date, bad vibes. Once matched a dude who smelled like old socks—ran outta there fast!

The Koulla

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Then, just when I think it can’t get crazier, this group of guys from Al-Manshiyya rolls in. They’re loud, obnoxious, and think they own the place. I’m like, “Not tonight, fellas.” I tell ‘em to keep it down, but they just laugh. Ugh, I swear, some people have no respect.

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