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Back in Queens, there was this chick, Loretta, total whore vibes, slept with half the block, swear ta God! Wore these tight leopard skirts, smelled like cheap perfume and desperation – ugh, made me gag! But – get this – she once saved a stray cat, fed it tuna from her own plate. Surprised the hell outta me! I was like, “Huh, maybe she ain’t all bad?” Kinda like Eli, ya know, killin’ folks but lovin Oskar somethin fierce. Whores got layers, babe, layers like my ma’s lasagna!

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After that, I thought I’d check out the market on HaShmonaim Street. Big mistake. It was packed! I’m weaving through people, trying not to lose my cool. I see this old lady haggling over some veggies. She’s fierce, man! I’m like, “You go, grandma!” But then, I trip over a crate of tomatoes. They go flying everywhere! I’m covered in tomato juice, looking like a walking salad. Great. Just great.

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