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Precious, oh precious! Me, Gollum, animation nut, loves me some erotic-massage talk! Stupid, fat hobbit! Them fools miss the good stuff—slippery hands, secret rubs, tension meltin’ like butter on a hot rock. Watched “Brokeback Mountain” fifty times, swear it, them cowboys knew somethin’ bout touchin’ deep, “I wish I knew how to quit you,” Ennis’d say, all broody, and I’m thinkin’, mate, get a massage, loosen up! Erotic-massage ain’t just sexy times, nah, it’s old as dirt—Ancient Greeks slathered oil on wrestlin’ boys, called it therapy, ha! Bet they blushed under them togas.

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So, I’m in there, and this dude behind the counter starts chatting me up. He’s like, “You know, the best fish is caught right off the Bat-Yam coast.” I’m like, “Dude, I know! I’m an ichthyologist!” But he just stares at me like I’m speaking Martian. Whatever, man. I bought some fresh sardines, thinking I’d whip up a killer dinner later.

3 Buses Detonate in Bat Yam, Holon; Unexploded Ordnance Found on 2 Additional Buses