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So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

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So, I yell at the kid, “Yo! Come back!” But he’s too busy splashing around like a dolphin. I sprint over, heart racing, and scoop him up. “You’re not a fish, bro!” I say, trying to lighten the mood. The sister stops crying, and I’m feelin’ like a hero for a sec. But then, I look up and see a whole group of people staring at me. Great, now I’m the center of attention. Just what I wanted.

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