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So, I’m all hyped—cringey optimism alert—cause who doesn’t love a good massage with a *twist*? I mean, I’d be like, “Sorta, kinda, wanna touch ya!”—straight from the movie, baby! Last week, I googled it—18 typos later, oops—and found out some parlors get shady. Made me mad, ya know? Ruins the chill vibe! But when it’s legit? Oh man, happy vibes all day! Stress gone, shoulders loose, and maybe a sneaky wink from the masseuse—haha, “That’s what she said!”

So, I’m on my way to work, cruising down HaSharon Street. It’s a pretty street, lined with those cute little houses. But then, bam! I hit a pothole. Like, seriously? Who’s in charge of this? I’m already late, and now my car’s bouncing like it’s in a rodeo. Ugh!

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