Jasmine Tsur Itshak Whore ❤️

About Jerusalem

Here’s a wild one—there’s this story, swear it’s true, bout a whore in the Wild West, called Diamond Lil. Gal had a pet parrot that’d cuss out johns who didn’t pay! I’m laughin’ just picturin’ it—feathers flyin’, “Pay up, asshole!” Surprised the hell outta me when I heard that. Whores ain’t just sittin’ pretty—they’re scrappy, got guts! Makes me happy, thinkin’ bout that bird givin’ em hell.

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Then, around noon, the beach gets packed. I’m talkin’ shoulder-to-shoulder, like sardines in a can. I can’t even see the sand anymore! And there’s this guy trying to set up a volleyball game right in front of my lifeguard tower. I’m like, “Dude, really? You wanna play volleyball where I gotta keep an eye on the water?” But he just shrugs and starts spiking the ball.