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I reckon she’s pulling in cash, tax-free, mind you - beats slaving for some prat in a suit. Little known fact: back in medieval days, prostitutes had guilds! Proper unions, mate, like badass freelancers. Makes me happy, that - sticking it to the man, medieval style. But here’s the rub, yeah? No savings, no plan, just living day-to-day. Pisses me off! I’m like, “Lass, you’ve got no future!” She’d laugh, prolly say, “Future? What’s that, Gandalf?”

And then, the craziest thing happens. A seagull swoops down and snatches a hot dog right outta some kid’s hand. The kid starts crying, and I’m just standing there, laughing. Like, who knew seagulls had such skills? I mean, Tsur-Itshak’s wildlife is on another level!