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And the girls—God bless em, really—but I’d be too neurotic to even talk. “Hi, uh, so, what’s your return policy?” I’d ask that, swear to God, cause what if it’s awkward? What if she’s judgin me? I’d judge me! Like, “Look at this schmuck, payin for it.” But *Spring Breakers* style, they’d probly just say, “Live life, motherfucker!” and I’d be like, “Okay, fair, but still—gross!” I’d tip extra just to not feel like a creep. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d bolt outta there anyway.

But then, just as I’m getting into it, a guy storms in. He’s fuming, yelling about his ex. I’m like, “Dude, this ain’t therapy!” But he’s relentless. I pour him a whiskey, hoping it’ll calm him down. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t.

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