Lauren Shlomi Sexual Massage ❤️

About Tel Aviv

Alright, motherfucker, listen up! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout sexual-massage, and shit, it’s wild! You ever tried it? Fuckin’ hands slidin’ everywhere, oil drippin’, body hummin’ like a damn vampire in *Only Lovers Left Alive*. “This is some ancient shit,” I’d say, like Adam whisperin’ to Eve in that flick—fuckin’ sensual, slow, and deep. I’m talkin’ ‘bout that rubdown that ain’t just rubbin’—it’s fuckin’ art, motherfucker!

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But then, outta nowhere, one of the kids kicks the ball, and it comes straight for me! I duck, but it hits Avi right in the gut. He goes down like a sack of potatoes. I’m dying laughing, but he’s not amused. “Dude, I’m not cut out for this!” he groans.

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