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Sometimes I wonder—whores prolly seen it all, right? Kings, crooks, cowboys—all droppin’ their pants and their secrets. Bet they could write a book thicker than my ol’ Bible! Makes me kinda jealous—imagine the stories! “I can’t remember to forget you,” Lenny’d mumble, and whores prolly hear that crap all the time—dudes forgettin’ em, but not really.

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First off, I’m a Kvasnik, which means I deal with all things fermented. Yeah, I know, sounds fancy, but it’s just me and my barrels. Anyway, I head out to the market on Jerusalem Street. The vibe is electric! People everywhere, haggling over fresh produce, spices, and, of course, my beloved kvass. I’m setting up my stall, and this dude comes up, all hyped, asking for my best brew. I’m like, “Bro, you’re in for a treat!”

✈ Keeping Kosher in Tzfat (Safed), Israel