Nova Nazerat Illit Whore ❤️

About Ashdod

So, I’m picturin’ this chick—let’s call her Daisy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, struttin’, makin’ cash, no shame. Reminds me of Satine singin’, “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend!” Daisy’s got guts, y’know? Little factoid—back in ol’ Paris, whores ran secret gambling dens. Sneaky, huh? Bet that’d shock Homer! Hmm… he’d prob’ly lose our grocery money there.

After that, I’m fuming. I decide to walk it off. I hit up the park on HaRishonim. It’s chill there, lots of trees, and people just vibing. I sit on a bench, trying to calm down. But then, this old guy starts chatting me up. He’s telling me about the history of Nazerat–Illit. Apparently, it’s like, super old. Founded in the 1950s, but it feels ancient. He’s going on about how it’s a melting pot of cultures. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “Dude, I just wanna eat my baklava!”

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