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About Ashdod

I dig it, alright? Makes me happy—those knots in my shoulders from sittin in the Death Star throne, poof, gone! But lemme tell ya, some parlors? Sketchy as hell. One time, went to this joint, smelled like bantha sweat, got mad as a rancor. Guy was like, “relax, bro,” and I’m thinkin, “I’ll Force-choke you, fool!” Little known fact: ancient Egypt had erotic-massage, pharaohs gettin rubbed down with lotus oil—fancy, right? Bet they didn’t overcharge like these clowns today.

Hotel Club Ramon

So, I ask him about the trails. He mentions the “Shvil Israel” and I’m like, “Whoa, that sounds intense.” He laughs and says, “You can handle it, linguist!” I’m not so sure, but I’m feeling adventurous.

David Alfandary debuts first album in Mitzpe Ramon