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So, picture this: some gal—let’s call her Candy, classic, right?—she’s on the corner, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience at a vegan buffet. I’m watchin’, thinkin’, “How’s she do it?” Cold nights, creepy johns, cops circlin’ like vultures—she’s tougher than my ex-wife’s meatloaf, I’ll tell ya that! And get this—little known fact—back in the ‘20s, Chicago hookers had a secret code. Whistled tunes to warn each other bout raids. Smart, huh? Blows my mind! “We’re onto something,” like the Spotlight crew sniffin’ out corruption.

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So, I’m hustling down HaSharon, and I see this old lady struggling with her groceries. I’m like, “Yo, let me help you out!” She’s all sweet and stuff, but then she starts telling me her life story. I’m standing there, trying to be polite, but inside I’m like, “Lady, I gotta make stoves!” But I can’t just ditch her, right? So, I’m nodding and smiling, while my brain’s screaming, “Hurry up!”

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