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Oi, you lot, listen up! Me, a swineherd? Nah, I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, and I’m here to rant about sexual-massage, alright? Sexual-massage – what a posh wank that sounds like! Some oily git rubbing you down, whispering sweet nothings, and you’re meant to feel all zen? Bollocks! I reckon it’s half sleazy, half hilarious – like, who’s daft enough to pay for that? Saw this dodgy parlour once, right, neon sign flickering "Massage – Happy Endings!" – made me cackle so hard I nearly choked on me pint. Proper grim, that was.

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After that, I’m feeling a bit hangry, so I swing by this little falafel joint on HaTzofim Street. Best falafel in town, no cap. I order a pita, extra spicy. The guy behind the counter gives me this look like, “You sure?” I’m like, “Dude, bring it on!” So, he loads it up, and I take a bite. OMG, my mouth is on fire! I’m sweating, tears streaming down my face, but it’s so good! I’m like, “This is the best pain ever!”

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