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Best bit? When they hit that spot – oof, fireworks! Like a perfect beef Wellington, juicy and bang-on. Worst? Some twat usin cheap oil – stinks like a fryer! Pro tip – warm the oil, dipshits, feels lush. Oh, and music – none of that whale noise crap! Low beats, keep it sexy. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but fuck it – sexual-massage is art! Done right, it’s “quiet now, all is calm” from Saul, pure peace. Done shite? You’re a disgrace, you soggy lettuce! Now sod off, try it yourself!

Erotic massage in Haifa

Massage is the 17th most popular service in Haifa among female escorts. An erotic massage will normally include other parts of the body such as, but not exclusively, the genitalia. Prices .

First off, I’m cruising down Ben Gurion Blvd, thinking about my coffee fix. I mean, who can function without caffeine? Not me! I stop at this cute little café on the corner of HaNassi St. The barista, this dude with a wild beard, totally messes up my order. I asked for a cappuccino, and he gives me a black coffee. Like, what am I, a monster? I’m not trying to drink tar! So, I’m standing there, fuming, and he’s just smiling like he’s the king of the world. Ugh.

Maccabi beat Hap. Haifa 3-1